Saturday, December 13, 2025, 8:00 pm, classic-editor
LAW/SCHMIDT: SANTACON + BETTER WATCH OUT +
Come wallow in the holiday spirit as Kooky Kringles, Satanic Santas, and myriad mischievous elves wash up on the shores of consciousness in a Crimson Tide that will change how you view Christmas forever! John Law (Santa Melmoth), Rob Schmidt (Santa Rob), and The One True Santa are all here in the house with a sleighful of SantaCon howlers, including a sneak-peak at a spankin’ new network-bound knockout. Scott (Laughing Squid) Beale‘s You Better Watch Out teases out the trainwreck of the Portland ’96 SantaCon, Chuck Cirino‘s Santa Clone Rampage brings to light some–tsk tsk!–misbehavin’ at the second SF romp, and a preview of Seth Porges‘ feature extravaganza digs up additional documentation of LA and NYC donnybrooks. Plus a privileged peek at the Danish pranksters Solvogron who planted the seed in 1976. Spiked eggnog! $12